APH - the Sex Poll

I just had to do this because that's the kind of idiot I am

I've seen the results of "world's worst lover" poll and interesting comments on them in many people's journals, and it finally gave me this idea XD I just think Hetalians themselves would like to say a thing or two about this. I wanted to draw everyone on the 'worst' list but couldn't come up with anything for Ivan n Su-san but anyways,
lemme show you the results of many women from different countries for this poll if you haven't already seen it ^^

WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:

1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too rough)
5. America (too dominating)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)

WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada

Italy was also in the best lovers (females) poll too so Italy's totally win on that matter apparently tehehe

America, England, France, Germany, Greece, and Turkey / Hetalia

Note: I'm really, really fukking sick of ppl randomly asking me 'ooh what's wrong with being lovey-dovey??'. I didn't prepare this list so stop fukking asking me. if one more person asks me this, I will call the police, track down your IP address, find your address, go to your house, and beat you up to death. and block you from my page. =_= srsly..